Stephen Colbert is the lord of The Lord of the Rings
Still my favorite liquor store name. (Nonamericans and/or people unfamiliar with the US Constitution: Google it.)
"Hi. I’m Ted Mosby. In exactly forty-five days from now, you and I are gonna meet. And we’re gonna fall in love. And we’re gonna get married, and… we’re gonna have two kids. And we’re gonna love them and each other so much. All of that is forty-five days away. But I’m here now, I guess, because I want those extra forty-five days. With you, I want each one of them. And if I can’t have them, I’ll take the forty-five seconds it takes before your boyfriend shows up and punches me in my face. Because… I love you. I’m always gonna love you. ‘Til the end of my days, and beyond.”
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
laughing because nonsense republican trying to logic; crying because republican policymakers actually have this attitude about poor americans.
So apparently my uterus got an invitation to the Red Wedding…
This Snake Juice is basically rat poison. Everybody’s wasted.
I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy
my president, ya’ll.
The Nerd-in-Chief, ladies and gentlemen.
The fact that this episode is 10 years old and Beyoncé is even more relevant today is just fabulous
The Midnight Planétarium watch was a collaboration between Van Cleef & Arpels and Christiaan van der Klaauw. The watch is made of 396 separate parts and features the six closest planets orbiting the sun in real time (Uranus and Neptune were left out because you probably won’t live long enough to see either one complete a full orbit).
when you refuse to look at your bank account balances and pretend like everything is ok