April 22, 2014

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April 22, 2014

sherlocksprayers:

judge a person by who they want on the iron throne

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April 21, 2014

ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: Most Powerful Quote / Favourite Lines

The Ministry has fallen. Scrimgeour is dead. They are coming.

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Filed under: harry potter 
April 21, 2014

innercitylights:

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

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April 21, 2014

Some wise words from Dame Julie.

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April 20, 2014
edwardspoonhands:

Got this tie for the TFiOS premiere. It was too perfect.

edwardspoonhands:

Got this tie for the TFiOS premiere. It was too perfect.

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Filed under: so perfect 
April 20, 2014
Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)
Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
Dad: Fuck the government.
Dad: Fuck the school board.
Dad: Close the door.
Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
Dad: I love puns.
Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
Dad: Please shut up.
Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
Dad: They act like I care what they think.
Dad: I hate homework.
Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
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Filed under: Lol Dads Teachers 
April 20, 2014

lilfagbitch:

"We are all, everyone in this room, so fortunate."

FUCKING QUEEN. SHE UNDERSTANDS HER PRIVILEGE AND SHINES LIGHT ON LESS PRIVILEGED PEOPLE.

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April 20, 2014
lemme-holla-at-you:

reverseracist:

my favorite white

lol

lemme-holla-at-you:

reverseracist:

my favorite white

lol

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April 19, 2014

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

a-queen-named-kingsley:

minewouldbeyou5712:

backpacksandlemonade:

Wifey material. 

Watch The Bullying Experiment video here

I almost cried when I saw this part.  This is what you do.  You don’t continue on your way because it doesn’t involve you.  

Look at the way she shields the stranger WITH HER OWN BODY.
This is what needs to happen when you see someone being bullied or harassed.

Can we talk about the fact that this is a girl who is clearly physically weaker than this man? Can we talk about the fact that even though she knows he could not only knock her out with one punch, but that he has the power to take advantage of her if he wants to, and she shows a clear sign of fear and nervousness yet STILL FACES HIM WITH COURAGE. Whearas, an entire group of young men who could have easily taken on one bully, later in the video, just walked right by as this poor guy was being threatened and hit.

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April 19, 2014

The newest color from crayola

The newest color from crayola

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April 19, 2014

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April 19, 2014
rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

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Filed under: chris evans 
April 19, 2014

capsiclesandironhearts:

#the moment the world fell in love with steve rogers

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April 19, 2014

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

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