July 28, 2014

imsirius:

"It’s my first time here. I wanted to come to - you know you don’t go to Comic Con without going down on the floor and seeing it all, and so the way I came up with doing that was Spider-Man." - Daniel Radcliffe at the 2014 SDCC

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July 28, 2014
You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.

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July 18, 2014
Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That's too bad.
Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I'mma do it again. I don't give a fuck.
July 18, 2014

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July 18, 2014

portablemiah:

American History textbooks more like

Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites

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July 18, 2014

capturethecastle:

ethiopienne:

washingtonkerry:

# I’M OBSESSED WITH THIS SHIFT # WHEN MELLIE IS READY TO DESTROY OLIVIA BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE’S BEING CALLED AN IDIOT # SHE’S PUT DOWN AND KICKED AROUND SO MUCH IT MAKES SENSE THAT OLIVIA WOULD DO IT TOO # BUT SHE’S NOT # OLIVIA KNOWS MELLIE # AND THERE’S THIS WAY THAT OLIVIA SAYS ‘AND YOU ARE NEVER RECKLESS’ WITH A HINT OF ADMIRATION AND MAYBE EVEN PRIDE # SHE JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING AND HOW SHE CAN HELP AND LOOK AT MELLIE # SHE CAN’T BELIEVE HOW WRONG HER ASSUMPTIONS WERE # I HAVE FEELINGS APPARENTLY

Liv/Mellie is my top Scandal ship right after Fitz/a watery grave

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July 18, 2014
jessehimself:

crowley-my-queen:

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:


sociallubrication:
The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
 
DON’T

GET ME STARTED

ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

That is horrifying.


If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.

jessehimself:

crowley-my-queen:

baka-kashi:

with-both-my-hearts:

sociallubrication:

The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.

 

DON’T

image

GET ME STARTED

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ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS

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That is horrifying.

If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.” 



This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.



Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide. 
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.

Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.

Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.

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July 18, 2014

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

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July 17, 2014

psychoshango:

you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them

like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair

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July 17, 2014
muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#I feel like arthur lost track somewhere around maybe percy #and then the twins happened and he stopped trying #jesus fucking christ molly #Twins? #TWINS? #I can hardly tell one buttock from the other #let alone two identical children #blimey #just fuck it #damn it all #i’ll start referring to them as you boy and that one there

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

muirin007:

rinthewin:

dragoninatrenchcoat:

sol-shine:

#wait okay I KNOW this one isn’t mine#his hair is brown

#Fuck did we adopt one?

This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.

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July 17, 2014

effyeahnerdfighters:

From Evan:

Dragons and Dinosaurs for Henry

As requested by Henry Green, this is “a video about dragons and dinosaurs where they fight together against bad guys, and there are scary parts, but not too many scary parts.” 

July 17, 2014
"When I spill things I always just look at it"

Hannah Hart

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July 17, 2014

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July 17, 2014

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July 17, 2014
itfeelslikegold:

shesthenewmayor:

He  puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry. Make John Green find the thing.
CREDIT TO Thrillboswaggins FOR THE AWESOME COSPLAY

That John Green cosplay is SPOT ON.

itfeelslikegold:

shesthenewmayor:

He  puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.

CREDIT TO Thrillboswaggins FOR THE AWESOME COSPLAY

That John Green cosplay is SPOT ON.

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