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American History textbooks more like
Chapter 1: Introduction to White People
Chapter 2: White Settlers and The Indian Savages
Chapter 3: Whitey Makes A Country
Chapter 4: The Blacks
Chapter 5: Wars, Wars, Wars
Chapter 6: No More Racism!: Martin Luther King Jr. Gives a Speech
Chapter 7: The Modern Whites
# I’M OBSESSED WITH THIS SHIFT # WHEN MELLIE IS READY TO DESTROY OLIVIA BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE’S BEING CALLED AN IDIOT # SHE’S PUT DOWN AND KICKED AROUND SO MUCH IT MAKES SENSE THAT OLIVIA WOULD DO IT TOO # BUT SHE’S NOT # OLIVIA KNOWS MELLIE # AND THERE’S THIS WAY THAT OLIVIA SAYS ‘AND YOU ARE NEVER RECKLESS’ WITH A HINT OF ADMIRATION AND MAYBE EVEN PRIDE # SHE JUST WANTS TO KNOW WHAT IS HAPPENING AND HOW SHE CAN HELP AND LOOK AT MELLIE # SHE CAN’T BELIEVE HOW WRONG HER ASSUMPTIONS WERE # I HAVE FEELINGS APPARENTLY
Liv/Mellie is my top Scandal ship right after Fitz/a watery grave
The Lions Mane Jellyfish is the largest jellyfish in the world. They have been swimming in arctic waters since before dinosaurs (over 650 million years ago) and are among some of the oldest surviving species in the world.
GET ME STARTED
ON THESE MOTHERFUCKERS
That is horrifying.
If that’s scary, than say hello to my little friend, the “Stygiomedusa gigantea.”
This guy has only been spotted 18 times, and filmed only twice.
Its is also about 6 meters long and about a meter wide.
Sadly it doesn’t have stingers, but it will still eat. It kinda just engulfs all it’s prey. I’m not real sure.
Aren’t Jellyfish so great? Because I think they are evil.
Jellyfish are actually the only creature we know of to have mastered total neurological regeneration as well as muscular regeneration, making them immortal.
one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education
you ever notice how in women’s razor commercials the models’ legs are already completely hairless before they “shave” them
like we can’t even handle showing body hair in a commercial about how to get rid of body hair
This is one of the funniest posts on Tumblr, hands down.
Dragons and Dinosaurs for Henry
As requested by Henry Green, this is “a video about dragons and dinosaurs where they fight together against bad guys, and there are scary parts, but not too many scary parts.”
He puts the book between his teeth, but he doesn’t give it the power to make him cry.
Make John Green find the thing.
CREDIT TO Thrillboswaggins FOR THE AWESOME COSPLAY
That John Green cosplay is SPOT ON.
When I was reading Americanah, I read this part aloud to my (white moderate) parents and almost died laughing. And they didn’t get it at all and it was one of those moments when I was made uncomfortably aware of the racial divide in my family.
It honestly shocks me how little our white family knows about our experiences with racism. For someone who was forced out of her job for being married to a black man, mom sure likes to pretend racism doesn’t exist.